Post by Ammy on Mar 15, 2011 17:08:00 GMT -5
Location: Bodden Town, Cayman Isle
Characters: Dusty Darkhorn & Barnabus Duffy(currently)
Rating: PG (a little bit of language)
----------------------------------------------------------------------
"Get out of here, you bleeding idiot!"
"Back at you, you-"
The insult was cut off when Dusty Darkhorn hit the dirt- and- cobblestoned alley, skidding to the other side to hit the wall with a resounding ‘thump’. It took a big man to actually throw someone as tall as Dusty, and that same big man stood imposingly in the back doorway to the latest pub on the list to toss him out on his backside. Really, he’d stared at the pretty waitress’ posterior once, what was the big deal? Okay, maybe twice, he admitted to himself. And maybe there was a rude comment thrown in her general direction. But who could blame him? The woman was a tease and a flirt.
He stood up and brushed himself off as regally as he could muster despite his already rumpled clothing and stained hands. Picking his crumpled hat off the ground, he replaced it on his head and tilted it to the bouncer with a grin.
"See you around, Delaney. It was a pleasure making your giant, hulking acquaintance."
"If I catch you in here again, you’ll be tossed to the authorities with the rest of the pirates, you hear me?" Delaney sneered down at him. "Only reason you’re not there now is ‘cause you can hardly even be considered a pirate."
Assuming a shocked and appalled expression, Dusty put a hand over his heart as though he’d been stabbed through it, stumbling back dramatically. "You slay me, Delaney."
When the big man growled and took a step towards him, Dusty sprinted off down the alley. He wasn’t usually one to run away from a fight but in this case he figured the safer bet was turning tail and potentially keeping his head on his shoulders.
Unfortunately, for him, he ran smack into the side of a burly horse the approximate size of a house and wearing police colors.
"Oh, bollocks."
--------------
Hours later Dusty sat on the slightly damp floor of his jail cell, tossing a leather ball against the opposite wall and whistling to himself. Really, he more often spent his nights locked behind bars than in a comfortable bed. The jail had long ceased bothering him.
"Get up, Darkhorn, you’re going home."
Still whistling, he stood up and grinned smugly at the guard while the obviously aggravated other man unlocked the cell to let him out. He was led back through the brick and stone building until they reached the bailing-out area. There stood Barnabus Duffy dressed like he was coming back from an important meeting in all his royal blue glory, a wig covering his short hair tied with a matching ribbon at the nape of his neck. He looked the picture of English elegance, and exactly like the type of man that Dusty would have robbed had he been employed still with the pirates.
And he was the best friend in the whole damn world.
"Oi, wanker."
Barny looked up from his pocket watch, his perturbed expression turning to a half-amused grin at the sight of Dusty, covered in grime and sporting a black eye. It was a mystery the man wasn’t dead yet, or at the very least wanted for his many and various crimes. Though in the pirating community, Dusty was more often than not a joke shared among anyone who’d heard of him. He had a penchant for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, for saying just exactly what would get him into trouble, and for running in circles with the wrong types of people.
"You look awful. And you’re lucky I was in town, your sister said the last time was most definitely the last time she was going to come get you out of jail."
"The last time’s always the last time. I give it a week."
Dusty saluted the guard sarcastically and readjusted his hat on his head while he walked out of the jailhouse beside Barny, the pair more conflicted in looks than they were alike in temperament.
"It’s going to be trouble for you, explaining to your mother why you got kicked off the Wharf Breeze this time. I can take care of them, you know I have the money, but-"
Dusty waved a hand at him, knowing the argument back, forth, and sideways by now. "But I’ll be damned if I let you pay my dues for me, Duffy. And you’re too good of a friend to argue me about it while I’ve got this pounding headache. Let’s get us a drink and some women."
Chuckling, his friend steered him away from the red light district and towards the Hanged Pig, owned by the Darkhorn women. "I think not. You need a bath and a shave, and then you’ll deal with your mum before she deals with us both. I have to get drinks with a potential client, from Bermuda. Promise me you won’t do something stupid in the mean time and get yourself tossed back behind bars?"
"I don’t make promises, boyo."
Dusty clapped Barnabus on the shoulder and walked the rest of the way to the Inn while the other man stepped into a coach that had been following them at a distance. If he didn’t know the man so well, he’d have thought it scary, but as it was he figured it was a courtesy extended to him for his dislike of richness and excess. The man really was too good to him.
Instead of going in the front of the Inn and offending the sensibilities of the paying guests, he went through a side door leading past the kitchen to the back stairs. Ascending as quietly as he could, he got up to the third floor without his sister’s accusing stares or his mother’s whip of a tongue. He found a room with a ready bath, probably for one of the guests, and washed quickly before someone could find him there, not bothering with the shave but finding and tossing on a clean set of trousers and a loose cream-colored shirt. He didn’t stick around long for someone to announce his presence or ask about his black eye and most recent unemployment, sneaking back down the stairs and out the same door he’d come in, grabbing a few coins on his way out.
When he was back on the street, heading in whatever direction his feet would take him, he began whistling again. It was, after all, a beautiful night for a song.
Characters: Dusty Darkhorn & Barnabus Duffy(currently)
Rating: PG (a little bit of language)
----------------------------------------------------------------------
"Get out of here, you bleeding idiot!"
"Back at you, you-"
The insult was cut off when Dusty Darkhorn hit the dirt- and- cobblestoned alley, skidding to the other side to hit the wall with a resounding ‘thump’. It took a big man to actually throw someone as tall as Dusty, and that same big man stood imposingly in the back doorway to the latest pub on the list to toss him out on his backside. Really, he’d stared at the pretty waitress’ posterior once, what was the big deal? Okay, maybe twice, he admitted to himself. And maybe there was a rude comment thrown in her general direction. But who could blame him? The woman was a tease and a flirt.
He stood up and brushed himself off as regally as he could muster despite his already rumpled clothing and stained hands. Picking his crumpled hat off the ground, he replaced it on his head and tilted it to the bouncer with a grin.
"See you around, Delaney. It was a pleasure making your giant, hulking acquaintance."
"If I catch you in here again, you’ll be tossed to the authorities with the rest of the pirates, you hear me?" Delaney sneered down at him. "Only reason you’re not there now is ‘cause you can hardly even be considered a pirate."
Assuming a shocked and appalled expression, Dusty put a hand over his heart as though he’d been stabbed through it, stumbling back dramatically. "You slay me, Delaney."
When the big man growled and took a step towards him, Dusty sprinted off down the alley. He wasn’t usually one to run away from a fight but in this case he figured the safer bet was turning tail and potentially keeping his head on his shoulders.
Unfortunately, for him, he ran smack into the side of a burly horse the approximate size of a house and wearing police colors.
"Oh, bollocks."
--------------
Hours later Dusty sat on the slightly damp floor of his jail cell, tossing a leather ball against the opposite wall and whistling to himself. Really, he more often spent his nights locked behind bars than in a comfortable bed. The jail had long ceased bothering him.
"Get up, Darkhorn, you’re going home."
Still whistling, he stood up and grinned smugly at the guard while the obviously aggravated other man unlocked the cell to let him out. He was led back through the brick and stone building until they reached the bailing-out area. There stood Barnabus Duffy dressed like he was coming back from an important meeting in all his royal blue glory, a wig covering his short hair tied with a matching ribbon at the nape of his neck. He looked the picture of English elegance, and exactly like the type of man that Dusty would have robbed had he been employed still with the pirates.
And he was the best friend in the whole damn world.
"Oi, wanker."
Barny looked up from his pocket watch, his perturbed expression turning to a half-amused grin at the sight of Dusty, covered in grime and sporting a black eye. It was a mystery the man wasn’t dead yet, or at the very least wanted for his many and various crimes. Though in the pirating community, Dusty was more often than not a joke shared among anyone who’d heard of him. He had a penchant for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, for saying just exactly what would get him into trouble, and for running in circles with the wrong types of people.
"You look awful. And you’re lucky I was in town, your sister said the last time was most definitely the last time she was going to come get you out of jail."
"The last time’s always the last time. I give it a week."
Dusty saluted the guard sarcastically and readjusted his hat on his head while he walked out of the jailhouse beside Barny, the pair more conflicted in looks than they were alike in temperament.
"It’s going to be trouble for you, explaining to your mother why you got kicked off the Wharf Breeze this time. I can take care of them, you know I have the money, but-"
Dusty waved a hand at him, knowing the argument back, forth, and sideways by now. "But I’ll be damned if I let you pay my dues for me, Duffy. And you’re too good of a friend to argue me about it while I’ve got this pounding headache. Let’s get us a drink and some women."
Chuckling, his friend steered him away from the red light district and towards the Hanged Pig, owned by the Darkhorn women. "I think not. You need a bath and a shave, and then you’ll deal with your mum before she deals with us both. I have to get drinks with a potential client, from Bermuda. Promise me you won’t do something stupid in the mean time and get yourself tossed back behind bars?"
"I don’t make promises, boyo."
Dusty clapped Barnabus on the shoulder and walked the rest of the way to the Inn while the other man stepped into a coach that had been following them at a distance. If he didn’t know the man so well, he’d have thought it scary, but as it was he figured it was a courtesy extended to him for his dislike of richness and excess. The man really was too good to him.
Instead of going in the front of the Inn and offending the sensibilities of the paying guests, he went through a side door leading past the kitchen to the back stairs. Ascending as quietly as he could, he got up to the third floor without his sister’s accusing stares or his mother’s whip of a tongue. He found a room with a ready bath, probably for one of the guests, and washed quickly before someone could find him there, not bothering with the shave but finding and tossing on a clean set of trousers and a loose cream-colored shirt. He didn’t stick around long for someone to announce his presence or ask about his black eye and most recent unemployment, sneaking back down the stairs and out the same door he’d come in, grabbing a few coins on his way out.
When he was back on the street, heading in whatever direction his feet would take him, he began whistling again. It was, after all, a beautiful night for a song.